Displaying episodes 31 - 60 of 116 in total
The guys discuss the proper techniques for animals to gossip, how stupid you have to be for autocorrect to give up and disable itself, and how a beach body and firearms are forever related.
The guys discuss how the register cannot close until the last customer leaves, getting mugged by a Zoltar machine, and Ted documents his nugget.
The guys discuss proper door holding etiquette, Mac granting complete creative freedom to his stylist, and the savory smell of holiday pay.
The guys discuss "Rage Quitting" holidays, the appropriate amount of effort required to sell items that were previously earmarked for the curb, and Ted flies after a false confirmation of safety.
The guys agree New Year's Resolutions are unnecessary, discuss how to get the terrible odors out of a pop icon's mansion, and discover the disappointment caused by three miles of foreplay.
The guys discuss what makes an enjoyable holiday, why David Hasselhoff's chest hair is imperative when gardening, and how Mac may be required to attend meetings for his only holiday tradition.
The guys discuss the "World's Best Sharpshooter", Damon unveils the newest way to transport cake, and Mac begs the guys NOT to play Lite Brite on his new studio lamps.
The guys discuss their favorite Thanksgiving dishes, Ted repeatedly shows off another unnecessary accent, and Damon admits to being the "wingman" for a three year old.
The guys discuss the difference between a pet and a wild animal, Ted discovers a new voice that Damon already hates, and Mac schemes to collect 100 free range chickens under very dangerous circumstances.
The guys discuss when it's not necessary to fold up your home workout equipment, how to recycle your Millennium Falcon properly, and Mac claims the word is "gig".
This week Damon finds out he had placed more "escape calls" than originally thought, Ted realizes furniture is heavier when alone, and Mac pleases the staff of Sesame Street with his newly discovered "side job".
The guys welcome back Damon for their first recording in over a month, Ted refuses Carrot Cake only to enjoy more free appetizers, and Mac has a new favorite job that requires the word "stage" be mentioned.
The guys discuss the proper way to return an injured homing pigeon, why a bird clock is considered nocturnal, and just how many eels one can fit in your butt before it becomes a problem.
The guys discuss appropriate hurricane names to guarantee a 100% evacuation plan, how many crossbows actually fit in a Toyota Yaris, and the signs your chimp has a side chick.
The guys discuss the true monetary value of a thank you, the dark side of Superman, and the strategic placement of pet puke.
The guys discuss a replacement American Icon, "Office Mudslides", and the ramifications of a lost Bobo.
The guys discuss Ted's ideas for a successful version of the XFL, the cost of using a stuttering psychic hotline, and the new greatest fear of the ocean that's worse than drowning.
The guys discuss how to determine if a whale is a man, when spaghetti effects a street fight, and exactly what makes a blanket "disposable".
After nearly four weeks of being in the studio together the guys catch up on their travels, discuss the advancements of voice to text translation, and possibly invent the coolest landscaping equipment ever.
Damon's eyeball gets wet, his beef becomes infinitely dry, and his use of drop #15 on the board remains excessive.
This week Damon's going to meet a dead rapper at Area 51, Ted gives a history lesson on the French Wine industry, and Mac changes the board in a way that everyone, but Damon, will eventually regret.
The guys discuss bathroom Raisin Bran, getting mugged while holding a weapon that was a gift, and the perfect placement of drum solos in church.
The guys discuss the important qualities of cookware, how you must never skip a meal deal regardless of your surroundings, and the fact Mac is apparently a prison yard snitch.
The guys hang with Monster and discuss the Un-FitBit, who and what entices people to travel to different states, and the price tag that comes with an engineered anus.
In this LIVE episode we determine Damon may have actually invented the Roomba, Ted was never plugged by Florence Henderson, and Mac's mid-recording parade results in gifts for his favorite co-host.
The guys discuss roasting a corpse, Ted tears apart Damon's G.I. Joe guy "fantasy", and Mac may, or may not be embezzling from a charity.
The guys wrap up a very informative talk with comedian John Da Cosse via Strange Stories, where they discuss murder in 40 easy installments and a reoccurring rescuee.
The guys discuss how you cannot relive an improvised laugh, Damon learns what the term "Headliner" means, and his middle school teacher saves him from a near grabber.
The guys discuss standup comedy coming up that already happened, how not smiling and spitting makes for a great wedding, and Damon is now forbidden from "air quotes".
The guys discuss a special 'torian, determine the proper usage for a basement dug under a trailer, and Damon amazes Ted with his ability to translate acronyms.