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The Doctor Is In and The Potato Is Out
The guys have a guest in studio, TJ Remec, and discuss when you can get an amazing bonus at work merely by endangering the lives of many innocent people, what popular...
Lit Cheez-its and A Flush Deprivation Tank
The guys discuss an insurance policy that's out of this world, a serial killer who couldn't provide enough evidence to support his confession, and an extremely offens...
EMT TMI and Bear Yeeting Season
The guys discuss how punching a man with a beard is 37% less effective than punching a man without one, when it becomes financially irresponsible to ship your fourth f...
Backal Hugs & "Did you know that pushes in?"
The guys discuss how one simple bathroom technique can instantly make you single, when death is not a deterrent to an accurate weather prediction, and what might poss...
Cheeto Teeth, Display Coffins, and A Dill Whip
The guys discuss the importance of quality homicidal note taking, when high fiving at a funeral is acceptable, and why an inexpensive car might just save your life.
"Does that make sense?"
The guys discover that it's never a good idea to let your counterparts fill in the blanks, how the sounds of "bug banging" are so relaxing on a summer's night, and why...
"Bummer Hummer Summer" by Kevin and The Bhirds
The guys discuss how you can remove any danger of an escaped deadly cat by calling a "Code Blue", when eating oatmeal can make you an entrepreneurial land baron, and ...
The Kackers, Haunted Furniture, and Swut Rideshare Service
This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where yo...
Targeted Plates, Lotto Math, and The Chicken Insurgence
The guys discuss how having lights on your car results in short term memory loss, why you can no longer ethically call attention to Damon's "condition", and when marin...
Lazy Resolutions, Flightless Birds, and Unsecured Tents
The guys discuss how Damon relived his childbirth at Ted's childhood home, why G.I. Joe guys cannot purchase drinks at the bar, and when being short $7,998,050.00 on a...
The Tiger Ring, B-Rad, and A "Complimentary" Cake Cloche
The guys discuss the importance of letting Vanna White turn all the vowels before solving the puzzle, why a prison warden should never double book reality shows, and h...
The Velveetians and A Noise Cancelled Murder
The guys discuss the best way to expand the square footage of your home by only removing one wall, how Mac avoided placing a discreet body part on a cold door knob, an...
"There's only one O in Post, genius."
The guys discuss Mac's desire to mock a crying man from a second story window until his mom shows up, how a glass of tap water can give you the strength (amongst other...
Naked NASA and The Escape Room Wedding
The guys discuss how clumsy Spartans received the highest of honors, when 4 hours can get you murdered by extended family , and exactly why it's necessary to have a pl...
"My, my, my, I'm Once Bitten Twice Die baby..."
The guys discuss the most inappropriate game of dodgeball ever, why Damon's eye doctor's screen saver should've been a signal, and how two Boofs ultimately seal your f...
Garage Sale Lasagna and Dollar Store Candy
The guys discuss Damon's list of demands for his funeral, when the lack of dinner causes pictures to disappear, and how Visine exonerates Ted of all murder charges.
"Are you a Trustee?" "I don't even know what that is."
The guys discuss why the accurate geographic representation of hot sauce is imperative, how placing the low bid on an island can really impress the ladies, when the wr...
Ham Trailers and "A Rolling Suitcase That Talks"
The guys discuss Mac's amazing effect on "almost" married women, how it's never okay to disregard a complimentary side, and why citrus will foil any bank robbery attempt.
Throat Cloggers and The Worst Doo Halloween Special
The guys discuss how "shallow and wide" is no way to eat oatmeal, when bobbing for apples will result in everlasting love, and why renting exotic transportation from a...
Chef Ty and His Infamous Sleepy Chicken
The guys discuss when a nail is not adequate security for a stone statue, what appears to be the essential list needed for bringing home a newborn, and how infinitely ...
"It's for the Ladies" and "You Know I'm Gonna Poke That Pig Right?"
The guys discuss why being funny is way more important than being physically attractive, when having a uniform and face can get you punched, and how running a negative...
Dad Bods, Nut Balloons, and the "Hootin' Hour"
The guys discuss how geography limited Ted's high school basketball career, why having all the known variables is crucial to properly solve for vampire life expectancy...
Highway Alfredo and An Adopted Sony
The guys discuss when a Hershey's Kiss can get you into a bank vault, why luck can be a key factor in knob replacement, and how Ted never misses an opportunity to watc...
Stronauts and "It's cool, I'm Gonna Ladle from the Bottom"
The guys discuss the "Great White Shark of the Midwest", how Damon would never be released from a Brazilian prison, when it's appropriate to whisper "The Mistress is D...
Air Dropping Decks but "No Dumping Dumps"
The guys discuss the most annoying search party ever formed at a comedy club, how "WTF" is the most important acronym in Damon's inferior vocabulary, and discover the ...
The Karate Jogger and Wade Wut, Attorney at Law
The guys discuss the latest piece of home workout equipment geared towards "end of life", one of the few times that an emotional support animal may be considered delic...
The Space Bar Intermission and A Two Beer Notice
The guys discuss Ted's desire for confrontation, determine the equation needed to properly assess any dog's anatomy, and may have uncovered the world's first family d...
The Space Colanders 1969 hit "Sausage in the Sky"
The guys uncover the most narcissistic set of Fun Facts ever given, invent a coupon that delivers terrible and extremely unrelated news, and determine that if dinosaur...
Bullseye Forensics and The Pachyderm Mourner
The guys discuss Damon's new advanced home security system that also eliminates dryer lint, why being a woman from Los Angeles meets the qualifications for a professio...
Rocky VIII: "I Must Break You... ...finger..."
The guys discuss why a pregnant woman in labor affects quitting time at the iPhone factory, how Ted has to get permission from a cat to to be on his porch and a bird ...