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"Break Glass"

If you're reading this then that means we are in a state of emergency or Ted's finally had enough of Damon. Either way, enjoy the nonsensical banter between two idiots...

Wizard Runs and The Shatgun Seat

The guys discuss when is the exact best time to "special order" your laundry, why tactical pants just never seem to live up to their name, and how no survey is ever ac...

Three Paws and Some Claws

The guys discuss when an empty driveway can give you extreme HOCO sign confidence, why a free fritter for one cannot legally influence the dinner plans of many, and ho...

Horse Hoovers & Beer(d) Wasting

The guys discuss when your calendar can get you disqualified from the Olympics, why "dress casual" is the new norm for dumpster diving, and how the song Enter Sandman ...

HoBo Jackson's Tomato Forward Tacos

The guys discuss why having lunch ready on Mars is so imperative, how Faco Fridays is going to become the new staple in the restaurant world, and when AI gets thwarted...

Unimpressed Squirrels, Bird Bangin', and Bum Tums

The guys discuss how a three year nap can get you out of taking the trash out, when the possibility of nudity justifies a total reconfiguration of a mass transit syste...

Stoned Cats, Derp Dogs, and one Uncle Daddy

The guys discuss how many skulls it takes to make you suspicious, when the temperature of nuggets can affect your bank balance, and why it's a terrible idea to lose yo...

"What a Manatease"

The guys discuss why Ted is too old to go back to college, when Damon's keys always lead to the scene of the crime, and how you can be blind to the best french whiskey...

"Ooooof, You're Hugly" and SPF Mamoa

The guys discuss why there's nothing more supportive than feathers and a Captain America diaper, where you can get your membership revoked merely for sharing TikTok vi...

"There's no I in TEAM, but corn dogs are for winners."

The guys discuss how Damon's contemplating a career move based on delicious traffic stops, why you may have to pull up to the next window and wait for your Swedish hon...

"Roger doesn't do... stairs..."

he guys discuss how the street value of a kidney is far greater than you'd ever imagine, when a single T and a double L does not guarantee an expedited check-in, and w...

"If you had said it that way, I might have been on board."

The guys discuss how sometimes "taking your kid to work day" can go down in flames, when drinking with ceramic squirrels may be hazardous to your health, and why a bur...

The Condo Tunnel and "You speak fluent Chad"

The guys discuss a specialty crib design for those who hate children, why being an aerospace engineer takes way more qualifications than just impregnating a staggering...

Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey

The guys discuss why you should never bury all your vampires vertically, where "loose" chickens can bring an entire transit system to a halt, and how an exemplary babo...

"Mac, I think he thinks they're big chickens that farm."

The guys discuss why the "bang room" at the church will save your marriage, how 5,475 days of sick leave should never affect your pay raise, and when a trick shot in t...

The KidNapper, A Bidon't, and Per diem Clowns

The guys discuss different "mile markers" left in stranger's yards during a marathon, how a rogue band of adolescent gobblers are endangering senior's kidneys, and why...

"Who brings babies to an alligator surf competition?"

The guys discuss who reigns as the hide and seek champion of the world, how impersonating a fireman in a rented Kia can be quite a turn on to the ladies, and why eatin...

It was Post-I Do but Pre-D.J." & Dingo Bribing Dum Dums

 The guys discuss that when you get killer hotel deals it's important to wash your feet before bed every night of your stay, how having your alligator "fully trained" ...

A Death Row Chef and Weekend Math

The guys discuss how Ted's dismissal of specialty tea results in the dismissal of his discount, why a $100 debt means you can no longer eat corn on the cob, and when s...

Death By Spooning & Grandma Gets the Game Ball

The guys discuss the most effective way to eliminate the use of a sun deflector in your windshield, how Damon has now assured he can never set foot in New Jersey, and ...

Bear Escalators and A Plane Bridge

The guys discuss how it's never really a party until you reroute a river, when packing a parachute is equally as important as monogrammed trinkets, and why an extremel...

Tommy O'Clock and The Love Wookie

The guys discuss a new sugary sports drink that's good for weight loss and pets, how giving investment advice to a financially responsible kidnapper will keep your sec...

"Big Sandwich Energy with a side of CHiPs"

The guys discuss how nothing comes between a ninja and his pudding, why FitBit is the world's worst ever wingman, and when overindulging yourself with hot toaster stru...

"What are they using out there? Gunite? Gunite... Yeah, I can do that."

 The guys discuss how you can never have too many Big Macs, when playing foosball can be deemed as "foreplay", and why a policed-taped drive-thru could result in disci...

Floating Buttcracks and A Critical Concierge

The guys discuss the extreme difficulty of playing  horse hide-and-seek at your parents house, how Mac most likely killed a guy named Terry Vaughn using only a Walgree...

French Fingers, Mummified Decorations, and A Valentine's Felony

The guys discuss why a $7500 intricate puzzle comes with no directions, how to get 300 free meals in a year and then have them hand you back cash, and where you can fr...

Beef Franklin, Baby Tippin', and A Nocturnal Icemaker

The guys discuss how six minutes can qualify you as a Trophy Husband, why you should never buy less than 3" of used raffle tickets, and when during a home invasion if ...

"Mushroom Moments" and A Dog Rack

The guys discuss how people in Norway can still get the flu from their great ancestors, when a well aged Parmesan cheese can help you sell you 2016 Hyundai Sonata, and...

Chub Hub and A Giggity Pig

The guys discuss what Ted's "dying wish" is, when an exuberant "unh uhh" followed by a pounding stapler means the defense rests, and why Andean bears love rivers and t...

The Doctor Is In and The Potato Is Out

 The guys have a guest in studio, TJ Remec, and discuss when you can get an amazing bonus at work merely by endangering the lives of many innocent people, what popular...