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Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field
The guys discuss how one man’s hatred of chivalry led to a revolving entrance, when it is no longer necessary to return a borrowed snorkel, and why the time of day sho...
Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips
The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video...
A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”
The guys discuss why the best way to avoid eating dry cereal is to get yourself two VR headsets, when curbside vending truly defines the wealth of a rural community, a...
“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”
The guys discuss how a birthday celebration where the pig skins were completely irrelevant lead to them "banging", when an extremely strong orifice and an ill-advised ...
Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio
The guys discuss how Google Maps grossly overstates the availability of commercial air travel, when a strategically placed bagel and raincoat automatically grants you ...
Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!"
The guys discuss how late fees will still accrue even after grandma has passed, when a missing chair unlocks supernatural abilities in the realm of seating arrangement...
Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot & Ready
The guys discuss how “anywhere” has an approximate range of thirty feet, when sleepwalking in the proximity of a Puracchio could result in bodily injury or maybe even ...
“In my butt” & “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025
The guys discuss why once a discount is initiated on a used cot it is no longer necessary to disclose the terms of the prison sentence, when a burka and Air Jordans al...
“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers
The guys discuss how it costs Google $12,000 per wang on their maps, when the proper location of a Brazilian break room can foil any escape attempt, and why it’s a ter...
“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy…
The guys discuss why it’s imperative you wait for the train to stop completely before disembarking to prevent a tiger mauling, when allowing your husband to pack your...
The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown
The guys discuss how many meters of pizza guarantee no dessert, when a bowl of ice cream might result in a broken hand, and why you should never hold your dad’s hand o...
The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”
The guys discuss how a paternity test was almost needed at Catfish Daaaaaayyyyyyzzzz, when only one breast is permitted at a Kentucky water park, and why being unaware...
Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee)
The guys discuss how one Japanese sticker can initiate a roundabout on any given roadway, when a dog’s brick is worse than his bite, and why a 3:00 A.M. bathroom break...
“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love
The guys discuss how much you should expect to spend on a photo to assure that icing will not desecrate the autograph, when the matching bracelets from your first date...
“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large”
The guys discuss how Spanish sand castles can incur fines, when Swiss urination violates noise ordinances, and why the Australian roll call process is extremely flawed.
“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should be able to see your IP. I cannot…”
The guys discuss how an amphibian can ruin your cornflakes, when a trip to DUI court ignites a passion for the overpriced wig industry, and why your ability to get a $...
Pimp Your Cake, “We Are Hiring”, and Doctor Dogs
The guys discuss how court ordered restrictions can negatively affect the sale and distribution of cookies, when digging a new canal is more fiscally responsible than ...
Joe Martin, Teabagged Teeth, and Sexy Manatees!
The guys discuss how the perfect pot of coffee paved the way for infant safety, when the best way to find love is to attend as many funerals as possible, and how a rea...