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Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets

The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” saluta...

Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped

The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribu...

Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)

The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you so...

Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."

The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding sea...

Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist

The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why tu...

Tobacco & Leather and Hotbedding

The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes,  and when a dog tossed over the fenc...

Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman

The guys discuss how  a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s ...

“He was Arrested and Kilt”

The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle R...

Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires

The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless se...

Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons

The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than roo...

Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea

The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and wh...

1950’s Appliance Silence, Lilo’s Bird, and A Moose’s Dozen

The guys discuss how timing is everything when it comes to a pebble exchange, why there’s so much collateral damage with Damon’s misdirected wishes, and when is the ap...

Jeff’s Dip and Clown Pimps

The guys discuss when it is most important to wake up early in Finland, why someone telling you how hot your mom was leads to and early 80’s Rampage, and how death met...

Olympic Ducks and The King’s Chimp

The guys discuss why it’s fiscally responsible to always know where your driveway is, what makes the first 60 seconds of a random Central Florida garage sale so danger...

“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac)

The guys discuss when a wafflestomp proves you did not cheat at Chinese Chess, how Canadians simply do not tolerate pretend witchcraft, and why having a mullet and an ...

Fisical Macironi, Cola Hugs, and A Wasted Coat Rack

The guys discuss when 25 minutes means it’s time to drop the purse and start the car, how wood testosterone is 17% greater than ball testosterone, and why holiday eye ...

A TCO Escape Room, Crappy AirPods, and The Wannabe Bus Driver

The guys discuss just how flammable paint CAN be on a Stanley mug, when stage diving CAN cost you a new pair of kicks, why being shot 27 times and getting hit with gre...

Urinal Crumbs and K-Sooooooo Dip

The guys discuss why the new Grand Theft Auto will feature gospel music, how to play the odds of the dead jockey winning the race, and when a smoking corpse is the mos...

“Come for the CPU, stay for the cookies”

The guys discuss how why when you go on vacation for 15 years your house gets demolished, how a man named Tony’s stories got completely omitted from a very popular boo...

Unenthusiastic Leftovers and Garden Ammunition

The guys discuss why calling 719-266-2837 will automatically make any day better, how the complex anatomy of a turtle works while explaining it to Damon, and what migh...

Swedish Cannibals, Car Snacks, and Boioioing Powder

The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon,  an...

Elderly Island and A Ninja Parade

The guys discuss why the answer to “Grandma Ending Thanksgiving $500” is “What Is Defecation?”, when confrontation is the only way to retain your Cheez-Its, and how cu...

A Mouth Fence, Glove Dong, and “Something About Soup”

The guys discuss the hidden dangers of allowing retired opera singers access to their bow and arrow collection, how when you’re the first to invent something nurses li...

Smoking Tigers, Amish Shuns, and The MockKing

The guys discuss why an infection requires the correct anecdote to heal properly, when milk filled bagpipes guarantee you can be a hero for an entire millennium, and h...

Body By Bodi & Bertha Benz Brakes

The guys discuss what it means to Finnish your beer while home alone in your underwear, why cinnamon and a blue raspberry slush guarantees a win for Damon on Holiday F...

Floor Rolls and an Epic Bird Turd

The guys discuss when a 3 Casino head start is necessary for a fair race, how adopting a chimpanzee will make your kids dumber, and why Kia is the official car of the ...

English AC and Dong Fang Scooters

The guys discuss how big an animal has to be to perceive Damon as adorable, why a routine tank inventory is necessary if you’re next to a scrap yard, and who is respon...

Viking Kittens, Friday Plans, and A Stoop Poop

The guys discuss how loading your belongings on a cart repeatedly solidifies a new customer discount, why the absence of heat in a snake shape will endanger the entire...

AWOL-aby

The guys discuss why the perfect toilet paper is monumental when cleaning up the sloppiest of kisses, how the ladies couldn’t care less about your scientific prowess, ...

“Singers and Zingers”

The guys discuss who’s the only person in the whole world that’s more self-confident than Damon, why it’s so imperative to be loud if you want to hear Piano Man, and w...