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Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto Winnings
The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tomb...
“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…”
The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, an...
Dong Village, High Calorie Humans, and A Lady Pocket
The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally ...
Loose Scoops, Pomes, and The Golden Lego
The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end o...
Pizza Acreage, Third Degree Beans, and A Cockwomble
The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are t...
Chimp Lunchroom Escapades and Magical Peanut Butter
The guys discuss what might possibly be the most disturbing way to “capture” a new roommate, when a perfectly arranged bedroom can guarantee foreign relations every ni...
Anvil Wang and The “Stupid Deck” Parrots
The guys discuss why wearing two flashlights when jogging makes you more likely to be hit by a car, when an extra “I” can save you $13,000,000, and how a bronze pengui...
Ghetto Juice, Pit Diapers, and “The Fish is Back!!!”
The guys discuss why Italian vampires constantly over season their marinara, when five cents worth of banana will literally double your dessert profits, and how Persia...
3-D(ong) Artwork and Steven Seagull
The guys discuss why you should NEVER share a communion wafer with Damon, when achieving proper feng shui requires placing the TC directly in the crevice, and how easi...
Teat Speed and The Thinkin’ Bone
The guys discuss how a renaissance man could knock a soldier off a horse at 100 yards without using an arrow, why a ménage a trios with a Sasquatch will cost you your ...
“Its like a potato gun only they’re nuggets and it’s my butthole!”
The guys discuss why you have to set your manager down to make eggs above Niagara Falls, when a sarcastically smiling moon only adds humor to an otherwise indescribabl...
Cocaine Pigeons and South Mouths
The guys discuss how Polish anti-tank mines no longer come with directions, why even with Damon’s relentless questioning of the male anatomy he still cannot comprehend...
A Sexy Sugar Cube and The Sad “Tug” Boat
The guys discuss how it’s just proper etiquette (and an excellent fighting strategy) to apologize prior to punching your wife in the knees and taking her sack of rocks...
Life-Saving Windows and “Dragging the Knuck”
The guys discuss how garlic butter without mushrooms is not enough to justify homicide, why it’s necessary for goat costumes to be made of Kevlar during outdoor sexy t...
VERY Adult Dodgeball and The Divorce Hotel
The guys discuss how whale milk can lead to a beautiful smile, when impersonating a ghost only delays the rescue mission, and why Damon believes voluntarily remaining ...
Hood Murals, Octopus Punches, and Battle Drugs
This is an episode of enlightenment for the guys as Ted discovers he’s going to be a father again, Damon discovers previously unexplored visual equipment, and Mac dis...
“If you’re gonna measure the bulge you gotta pull from the core!”
The discuss how long is “too long” to leave your baby unattended in a gas station freezer, when your van’s paint job is totally irrelevant once the mattress is both gr...
A $2.00 Prison Sentence and “GO GET ICE CREAM!!!”
The guys discuss why it’s always best to survey the husband after vacations to avoid negative feedback, how giving your heart is no longer the absolute best way to sho...
Amber Nugget, Kidney Repo, and Customers First
The guys discuss what is quite possibly the best way to compliment strangers at the beach, how Belgian sand is apparently so much easier on flip flops, and why Damon b...
“Oh this isn’t sexual, I need to chew to live”
The guys discuss why a single Danish covered in cinnamon isn’t always necessarily delicious, how an adolescent chimney sweep can commandeer royal undies, and when a “t...
“Peen Sheen”, Tableside Grenades, and Wojtek “The Enlister”
The guys discuss why you’ll never see an orangutan cashing his paycheck, how lanyard usage actually defines your very existence, and when the cleanliness of a wall cle...
The Young Shoey and A Top Notch Fisherman
The guys discuss why it’s extremely dangerous to have a mole on your face in an Amsterdam airport, when helping to keep someone’s tortoise dry can be very lucrative, a...
The Boofing Doctor and “Definitely Not Drugs”
The guys discuss how military grade clean sidewalks could be banned in this country at any time, how it only took 7” for an Indian man to capture a world record, and w...
Hiccup Homicide and TCO Crimestoppers
The guys discuss how office buildings in Norway have posted speed limits in the hallways, when spending $1,000,000 on a property still won’t get you a basement, and wh...
High Tide Toilets, Intentional Beefing, and “Chef stays in kitchen”
The guys discuss why a third comma is necessary to summon a genie, when a total disregard for your chestnuts can lead to championships, and how a magical pill can make...
The Donut Witch and Cena’s Birthday Surprise
The guys discuss why an uncut whopper with mayo can get you arrested, when a $12 an hour career change means you’ll never be far from the beach, and how it’s entirely...
Mountaintop Pizza and A Yellow Card Coma
The guys discuss why an unverified “Code 3” will get a hero banned from retail establishments, what the two most essential items to keep fresh in Tupperware are to pro...
“Retired from Living”, An Australian Snake Bang, and A Gnarled Washington
The guys discuss how and uncomfortable doctor undoubtedly ruined medicine for generations to come, when being sarcastically honest on a job application can super-size ...
“You Betcha”, Gorilla BOGO, and The London Hammer
The guys discuss when extensive eye contact can destroy an entire restaurant, why it is imperative to list your address and full daily itinerary when attempting to fin...
Willie Wagtail, Doily Covered Doodads, and A Painful Bookmark
The guys discuss why it’s so important to order your wedding album in paperback, how it’s not insulting to guess a woman’s age if you use a 20 year window, and when it...