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Rocky VIII: "I Must Break You... ...finger..."

The guys discuss why a pregnant woman in labor affects quitting time at the iPhone factory, how Ted has to get permission from a cat to to be on his porch and a bird to drive his car, and the best time for servers to suggest "seasoned" mashed turnips as an acceptable side dish substitution.

Closet Stories and The Coffin Confessor

The guys discuss how Damon is far less than 1/3 of an elite athlete, challenge the likelihood of Ted eating cookies, and then discover the best part of waking up needs Bluetooth to your cup.

Microwave PTSD and Catfish Daaaayzzz!!!

The guys locate Jefferson Street using only trees, give a round of applause to parking lot relations, and determine when Jazz can save your life.

Porch Cake and A Banzai Parachute

The guys discuss the importance of using skilled tradesmen when assembling a bed, create a new nickname for Mac that he absolutely hates, and discover the true weakness of any attorney is not knowing martial arts.

The Gator Golfer and an Amish DUI

The guys discuss why the second "hungry" was added to Hungry Hungry Hippos, the heaviest workforce of any company in existence, and how Microsoft was almost owned by a guy named Tony.

Desk Snackin' and A Husky Italian Backpack

The guys discuss an infinity pool escape artist, the world's most disturbing doggy snuggling, and how a cartoon from the 80s will eliminate any possibility of a second date.

Johan Bovine and The "Wanted" Baby

The guys discuss how they avoided being the spokesmen for a popular unnamed fashion brand, why long-term memory is imperative for shipwreck exploration, and when a crossbow may be helpful in searching for a toddler.

Rented Produce and The Old Man Dropbox

The guys discuss how Amazon is now bullying Damon, when a borrowed pair of pants can prevent felony charges, and the ultimate "ghosting" of a co-worker.

A Puzzle of Freedom and The Crosswalk Assassin

The guys discuss how Fortnite Accolades are considered "proof of funds" for a Los Angeles real estate transaction, come across an at home homicide kit from the 80's, and the most offensive cross-branded merch available in Australia.

Royal Jambalaya, Tile Day, and The Infinite "Huh?"

The guys discuss the time Damon went bra shopping and it resulted in an injury, why window tint now qualifies as proof of ownership in Ohio, and how a frozen burrito may have hindered space exploration for decades.

Toddler DoorDash and The Funeral Opener

The guys discuss how Ted "lets it ride" at the Auntie Anne's Casino, shopping at the Sesame Street Harley-Davidson Store, and a very mysterious man who's extremely proud of his own elbows.

Face Saving Warning Labels and The 2 Story Buick

The guys discuss Mac's vegetable related Stranger Danger, the over-under on zoo enclosures, and Damon's yearning desire to attain true "Lost Boy Confidence".

Dog Shuns, Counterfeit Cheese, and a Driving GOAT

The guys discuss the popularity of a rare fungus, how Damon's not intimidated by any animal given the gift of flight, and Mac incites a grown man tantrum.

Dutch Clue, Antique Spices, and "The Dad Stare"

The guys discuss the difference between "free range" and "caged" victims, how to find love in a cockpit, and Ted meets the same new people twice for the third time.

Two Fingers of Milk and a Firing by Cake

The guys discuss what goes up, and up and up and up, the fact that Damon absolutely knows what a "Dentician" does, and how there was almost an "unhappy accident" at a Bob Ross 5K.

"I'm Not Randy" and The Stand-Up Prognosticator

The guys discuss the world's most expensive, bedazzled kitchen utensil, how to build infinite wealth two gold bars at a time, and Damon protects his family by repeatedly destroying deadly countertop piñatas.

100th Episode Celebration!

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Lottery Orange Juice and The 12 Knock Rule

The guys discuss when "Sharpie Smuggling" is necessary, where your dog is allowed exactly 30 minutes of daily bark time without recourse, and how Mac basically pushed an obese, disgraced man off a balcony.

Stolen Syrup, Water Wolves, and a few Pocket Tomatoes

The guys discuss the lazy new technique of Homicide Painting, how a "boiling bag" can prevent you from accidentally seeing your family naked during T.V. time, and why any verdict handed down by the Court of Sharper Image includes worry-free retribution.

Discussion Island and the Button of Resignation

The guys discuss 1 Mac and 3 shades of gray, how less is more on a Lost Dog Flyer, and when the scent of murder can be so enjoyable.

The Landscaping Smurf Preservationist and A Squatcher Resistant to Farm

The guys discuss how LinkedIn endorsements for mountain climbing are imperative for success, how lack of preparation and cheating is customary in the pianist community, and when a tow truck driver's phone call outweighs a 70 ton crime.

Big Cat Couponing and Counterclockwise Lovin'

The guys learn about Mac's free, germaphobic pony that hates nature and people, Ted meets the most interesting man alive, and Damon gets mauled by a polar bear in a stolen Grand National.

Biking With the Bulls and a Shot of Horse Blindness

The guys discuss when a car warranty can save your life, a caretaker that rakes and waters Italian loafers, and how when the chicken's frozen the victim is not a relative.

"I Tip 'Em, Then I Milk 'Em Upside Down!"

The guys have comedian, TJ Remec, in studio to discuss the multiple disappearances of an "Obvious Pickle Boy", a world record mouth from Idaho, and the only logical name for the ideal orangutan roommate.

A PIT Maneuver Resulting in L.U.I.

The guys discuss home improvement store ninjas, why you should judge people solely based on the condition of a specific kitchen appliance, and how Mac's treatment of puppies depends on the placement of their kangaroo.

Does This Rag Smell Like Ethernet?

The guys get left unsupervised for an extended period of time while Mac does "paperwork" in his office, discuss a space age pillow rated for high impact collisions, and what sleeping position makes you susceptible to scammers.

Get Meemaw Off Layaway & Flip Her on Marketplace!

The guys discuss how to properly hire a virtual assassin, that when you find a stray service dog they're just looking to play catch, and attending a computer class at a popular fried chicken franchise.

"I'd Like to Buy A Vowel for Sushi"

The guys discuss the world's first "ambassador to the extraterrestrial", how to surprise your Valentine with a moderately cool chocolate in Detroit, and the plausible deniability of a late night double waffle.

A Dangling Sausage of Safety

The guys discuss the new musical Grant, how Mac is both startled and confused by noises that he causes, and the need for a numbered waitress system in our society.

The "T" Stands for The

The guys discuss the most effective way of negotiating the purchase of a used shower rod, how people no longer fear their face "freezing that way", and how an Arby's coupon can get you significant ownership stake in any Puracchio Enterprise.