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Mountaintop Pizza and A Yellow Card Coma
The guys discuss why an unverified “Code 3” will get a hero banned from retail establishments, what the two most essential items to keep fresh in Tupperware are to pro...
“Retired from Living”, An Australian Snake Bang, and A Gnarled Washington
The guys discuss how and uncomfortable doctor undoubtedly ruined medicine for generations to come, when being sarcastically honest on a job application can super-size ...
“You Betcha”, Gorilla BOGO, and The London Hammer
The guys discuss when extensive eye contact can destroy an entire restaurant, why it is imperative to list your address and full daily itinerary when attempting to fin...
Willie Wagtail, Doily Covered Doodads, and A Painful Bookmark
The guys discuss why it’s so important to order your wedding album in paperback, how it’s not insulting to guess a woman’s age if you use a 20 year window, and when it...
“Hiding Spot Coverage” and A Misplaced Bone Flap
The guys discuss how autocorrect can totally impede an entire canine search party, why a bedazzled butter dish will totally clash with your leftover soufflé, and when ...
AT-ATtaboy and $10,000 Worth of Chicken
The guys discuss how to Target the right sultry stuffed snowman for good time, why having one kidney and limited vacation days always results in a career change, and w...
A Whale Wingmom and Nutty Buddy Cave
The guys discuss why it's so important to hide your laughter when strange toddlers get injured, how landscapers cannot be held accountable to mow while they’re mournin...
Scary Ghost Man and 26 Bee-Holes
The guys discuss when a notary is necessary to buy booze, why it’s plausible to get robbed by 3 out of every 4 people while on a spiritual retreat, and how Damon belie...
Useless Lifeguards and Roadside Wolves
The guys discuss exactly what is the best invention to keep your apples and frying pans from falling under your couch, how French business students can quench your th...
Yermamaflippinpanyet and (knock knock) “Parole”…
The guys discuss how most panda cubs can be both discarded and delicious, when the child delivering a brand new moonstone rock to your door is not covered by the $4.00...
The “Spirit” of Love and Silent, Violent Crosswalks
The guys discuss how to measure the bookcase-to-beer ratio properly while bartering, when porch pirating a big screen tv results in extreme frustration and disappointm...
Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A Deathbed Drummer
The guys discuss what cologne is the most dangerous to wear within 2,640 feet of big cats, how a SWAT Team souvenir is merely a down payment on a new front door, and w...
Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”
The guys discuss when infidelity can turn deadly if you refuse to look up, how a slow friend is not to be used as a speed bump when running from a bear, and why an ove...
Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets
The guys discuss how according to Instagram it’s “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day wil...
“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade
The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn’t constitute owning a g...
PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles
The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions...
Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal
The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to ...
A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap
The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commerci...
Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren
The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder...
The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios
The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian c...
Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks
The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, ...
McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish
The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by...
Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote
The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when ev...
70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell
The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue...
Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes
The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never p...
Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs
The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guin...
Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”
The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and ...
Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets
The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” saluta...
Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped
The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribu...
Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)
The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you so...