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Monster Wolf Robots and A Convenient Dog Shooter
The guys discuss how see through ponchos foil nearly all Japanese convenient store robberies, when being too fat will definitely cost you your donkey privileges, and w...
“Snake and Eggs” & “Mom likes to party!”
The guys discuss why you should definitely eliminate salmon from your diet if you’re allergic to cocaine, when the right window treatments can prevent you from acciden...
“She was yelling at me through her tooth!”
The guys discuss how a defective port-a-potty will ruin your sex life, when having “special socks” makes playing left field for the Mets at 50+ a possibility, and why...
Squinting Tigers, Flaming Patients, and Little League Date Night
The guys discuss why poorly hydrated goats will never be seen as attractive, when the inability to turn the pages of your diary inevitably means you’re going to die a ...
He-Man ATMs and Pushing Amnesia
The guys discuss how not everyone is designed to be an athlete, when safely navigating a boat trip relies not only on sidewalks but traffic patterns, and why being the...
DcMonald’s and Plane Roofies
The guys discuss why you should always deny responsibility for the contents of your rectum, when having wheels means you don’t get line cuts, and how sifted muffins ca...
Fake Blindness and The Animal Assassin
The guys discuss how consuming Big Macs will inevitably constitute as birth control, when keeping your rotisserie chicken and karaoke machine dry is NOT the largest ob...
A “Killer” Culinary Gift and Keistered Wine
The guys discuss how much aluminum foil is necessary when jousting a Buick, when three wishes won’t make your oil light go out, and why not paying for your horse to ri...
“That sounded like it was agreement to me!”
The guys discuss why it is imperative to vet your wizards properly prior to completing any financial transaction, when is the best time to interact with nocturnal, wal...
“That one’s thumping up pretty good!” and “Read the Tesla!”
The guys discuss how urine soaked toasters make it nearly impossible to recoup your security deposit, when a perp can elude the police with a simple belly rub, and why...
“South of the Bean!!!” (self destruct sequence adverted)
The guys discuss how the hands up on Ted’s hips means not one goodbye shall be heard, when the “flopping” and “slapping” all but guarantees you’re going to give up th...
Linda Hoe & Duckface
The guys discuss how the hyena’s extinction can only be prevented through simultaneous flipping, when creating a sound drop for a wildly popular podcast that is heard ...
Swole Chads, Endless Edits, and Bottomless Popcorn
The guys discuss how to properly disarm an 8-inch WW1 artillery shell, when a Pizza Surprise Attack will definitely confuse two grown men TWICE, and why not responding...
Booger Shush & “What’s a blunch?”
The guys discuss why it is virtually impossible to fight “mirror demons” without a Feng Shui stick, when a one rock promise and a new thrift store wardrobe all but gua...
“Who has time for ball shaping?" & "Read the purse fart of it!”
The guys discuss how watching someone fish could lead to a lifelong romance, when pushing your spouse off a cliff seems easier than consummating the marriage, why a un...
Romantic Sibling Balloons and Family Finger Cuffs
The guys discuss how almost all known statue related deaths revolve around jealousy, when two hundred feet of extension cord and a Dyson will definitely get you a mis...
We”re Not Judging but $50,000 Seems Reasonable
The guys discuss how honey buns are the leading cause of prison breaks in Romania, when a comped order of mozzarella sticks will earn you hero status, and why pills in...
Husker Du Rides and Just Harp Adjacent
The guys discuss why a prison sentence will never stand between Donna and her “eternity”,when you can have $6 worth of fun with $4 worth of lettuce, and how bringing a...
A Purple Nurple and Daddy Daughter Pinkeye
The guys discuss why shark selfies are the #1 cause of lost Peace signs, where is the absolute most ignorant place to stand when determining your boyfriend is faking b...
Valloween and The Windsor Knot Fortune Teller
The guys discuss how a secondhand heart doesn’t make you bulletproof, when pink eye from a pastor might just save your life, and why an “agitated” alligator and a pock...