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Intersection Breakfast and Deck Wiggly Wobbly
The guys discuss why Damon could be guilty of harassment towards Ted if they recorded in the UK, when an ambulance ride and a reduced fine doesn’t get your groceries p...
Dinglebrothers Barnum and Bailey Circus and A Poomba
The guys discuss how tight mittens cause irreversible emotional scarring, when hygienically pressure washing your coin purse dictates that you always go second, and wh...
A Smiling Slit and “you don’t win a fight with a limp squirrel”
The guys discuss why Damon believes his recent vacation photography expose may be the funniest thing he’s ever done, when it’s absolutely imperative that you leave you...
Traffic Cougars and “Can anyone drive a van?”
The guys discuss Damon’s newest way to order sandwiches, when a blind man’s nipple rub will totally crush your confidence, and how an entire bank heist hinges on high ...
ComaToes and “That’s a full yodel”
The guys discuss how why the lack of crowing makes everything much scarier, when flatulence is all you really need to expand your real estate portfolio, and how an int...
Wilfredmus Brimelus and “Oh, it’s always like this?”
The guys discuss how just keeping your mouth shut would’ve turned a $35,000 Ebay purchase into a $2.3 million windfall, when being “intertwined” assures you at least 1...
Gary Poppins and Prescription Cola
The guys discuss why you should never Uber with scissors, when the instructor decides to “step out” and the lesson intensifies, and how cage lids are the single most i...
Fecal Incidents and Voyeur Parking
The guys discuss how investing in a diamond studded cane can be detrimental to your retirement, when having windows that view sunlight and not collect it is far more c...
Throbbing Wicks and “send in the frowns”
The guys discuss how if everyone just did their part and gathered 200-250 bees the world would be a much safer place, when sucking multiple flippers means it’s time to...
FlapSlacks, Fiscally Responsible Speakers, and “Is that a horse?”
The guys discuss how a friendship born of multiple mutual hatreds can last 40+ years, when a white coat obviously guarantees your medical prowess, and why telling some...
Nuts of Diplomacy and Yeet & Eat
The guys discuss why a man who hides in the bushes to photograph playgrounds should never run a youth internship program, when well-hung loaves of bread might just be ...
“Just Enough” Taint Saving and Death Twerks
The guys discuss how a recent study would show that bungees have still yet to be proven as “optional” in extreme sports, when leaving a five star review will most like...
Revenge Salsa and Gator Wangs
The guys discuss how age matters more than you think engaged deep in the trenches of war, when taking your work home with you will actually relieve stress, and why a C...
Ancient Obscene Recipes and Incognito Socks
The guys discuss how absorbent a sandwich can be in an emergency, when you only came for the eulogy but you stayed for the snacks, and why failing to properly inspect ...
Monster Wolf Robots and A Convenient Dog Shooter
The guys discuss how see through ponchos foil nearly all Japanese convenient store robberies, when being too fat will definitely cost you your donkey privileges, and w...
“Snake and Eggs” & “Mom likes to party!”
The guys discuss why you should definitely eliminate salmon from your diet if you’re allergic to cocaine, when the right window treatments can prevent you from acciden...
“She was yelling at me through her tooth!”
The guys discuss how a defective port-a-potty will ruin your sex life, when having “special socks” makes playing left field for the Mets at 50+ a possibility, and why...
Squinting Tigers, Flaming Patients, and Little League Date Night
The guys discuss why poorly hydrated goats will never be seen as attractive, when the inability to turn the pages of your diary inevitably means you’re going to die a ...
He-Man ATMs and Pushing Amnesia
The guys discuss how not everyone is designed to be an athlete, when safely navigating a boat trip relies not only on sidewalks but traffic patterns, and why being the...
DcMonald’s and Plane Roofies
The guys discuss why you should always deny responsibility for the contents of your rectum, when having wheels means you don’t get line cuts, and how sifted muffins ca...