Displaying 1 - 20 of 303 in total
Booger Shush & “What’s a blunch?”
The guys discuss why it is virtually impossible to fight “mirror demons” without a Feng Shui stick, when a one rock promise and a new thrift store wardrobe all but gua...
“Who has time for ball shaping?" & "Read the purse fart of it!”
The guys discuss how watching someone fish could lead to a lifelong romance, when pushing your spouse off a cliff seems easier than consummating the marriage, why a un...
Romantic Sibling Balloons and Family Finger Cuffs
The guys discuss how almost all known statue related deaths revolve around jealousy, when two hundred feet of extension cord and a Dyson will definitely get you a mis...
We”re Not Judging but $50,000 Seems Reasonable
The guys discuss how honey buns are the leading cause of prison breaks in Romania, when a comped order of mozzarella sticks will earn you hero status, and why pills in...
Husker Du Rides and Just Harp Adjacent
The guys discuss why a prison sentence will never stand between Donna and her “eternity”,when you can have $6 worth of fun with $4 worth of lettuce, and how bringing a...
A Purple Nurple and Daddy Daughter Pinkeye
The guys discuss why shark selfies are the #1 cause of lost Peace signs, where is the absolute most ignorant place to stand when determining your boyfriend is faking b...
Valloween and The Windsor Knot Fortune Teller
The guys discuss how a secondhand heart doesn’t make you bulletproof, when pink eye from a pastor might just save your life, and why an “agitated” alligator and a pock...
Tom Sellthicc and Billy San
The guys discuss why it is so crucial to know the passcode to your lady’s lingerie, when “Ted” becoming “Tom” during a space shuttle landing equates to infinite wealth...
Chicken Sandwich, Shooooooming, and A Dwerk
The guys discuss how the decision of “soup or salad” will always set the tone for sexy time that night, when getting the mail absolutely becomes your most death defyin...
Ted’s Burbee and Baked Casseroles
The guys discuss how a monkey with money is never hungry or horny, when a wedgie eliminates neck pain. and why an exploding nana leads to military dominance.
Beth Only & “Can I get ten threes?”
The guys discuss how the best way to determine a man’s wealth is by the direction of his zeros, when 5 stars and a shart guarantee crispy southwest egg rolls, and why ...
“I accidentally doodied trying to do a science.”
The guys discuss why sharing a scoop of cottage cheese and half a tomato guarantees you’ll be at every PTA meeting, when kicking over a stroller will save you from bei...
Daddy Bear and Keistered Cookies
The guys discuss how Jamaican enchiladas guarantee a successful marriage, when scoring 200 points during a robbery will only make the dog laugh at you, and why even th...
The Pool Pianist and Sexy Raptor Sounds
The guys discuss how sultry train videos can be an acceptable substitute to funky minge, when arson can be considered foreplay, and why launching dipping sauces into s...
“You got an STD at a funeral? …free pickle side…”
The guys discuss why it is so crucial to clock out prior to any workplace scuffle, when a chance meeting in Costa Rica instantly becomes deadly, and how Damon’s probab...
Question Marks??? and Pizzly the Clown
The guys discuss how a very lucrative Ponzi scheme can easily be formed by just clearing out your unwanted organs, when homemade currency and/or ID card should immedia...
Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt
The guys discuss why an overly generous employer makes going home nearly impossible, when hearing "just don't get it in his eyes" initiates a prayer for pepper spray, ...
Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo
The guys discuss how being inquisitive about the location of a butthole can coax any teenager out of their room, when LOCATION is the single most important factor for ...
Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field
The guys discuss how one man’s hatred of chivalry led to a revolving entrance, when it is no longer necessary to return a borrowed snorkel, and why the time of day sho...
Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips
The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video...