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Garage Sale Lasagna and Dollar Store Candy

The guys discuss Damon's list of demands for his funeral, when the lack of dinner causes pictures to disappear, and how Visine exonerates Ted of all murder charges.

"Are you a Trustee?" "I don't even know what that is."

The guys discuss why the accurate geographic representation of hot sauce is imperative, how placing the low bid on an island can really impress the ladies, when the wr...

Ham Trailers and "A Rolling Suitcase That Talks"

The guys discuss Mac's amazing effect on "almost" married women, how it's never okay to disregard a complimentary side, and why citrus will foil any bank robbery attempt.

Throat Cloggers and The Worst Doo Halloween Special

The guys discuss how "shallow and wide" is no way to eat oatmeal, when bobbing for apples will result in everlasting love, and why renting exotic transportation from a...

Chef Ty and His Infamous Sleepy Chicken

The guys discuss when a nail is not adequate security for a stone statue, what appears to be the essential list needed for bringing home a newborn, and how infinitely ...

"It's for the Ladies" and "You Know I'm Gonna Poke That Pig Right?"

The guys discuss why being funny is way more important than being physically attractive, when having a uniform and face can get you punched, and how running a negative...

Dad Bods, Nut Balloons, and the "Hootin' Hour"

The guys discuss how geography limited Ted's high school basketball career, why having all the known variables is crucial to properly solve for vampire life expectancy...

Highway Alfredo and An Adopted Sony

The guys discuss when a Hershey's Kiss can get you into a bank vault, why luck can be a key factor in knob replacement, and how Ted never misses an opportunity to watc...

Stronauts and "It's cool, I'm Gonna Ladle from the Bottom"

The guys discuss the "Great White Shark of the Midwest", how Damon would never be released from a Brazilian prison, when it's appropriate to whisper "The Mistress is D...

Air Dropping Decks but "No Dumping Dumps"

The guys discuss the most annoying search party ever formed at a comedy club, how "WTF" is the most important acronym in Damon's inferior vocabulary, and discover the ...

The Karate Jogger and Wade Wut, Attorney at Law

The guys discuss the latest piece of home workout equipment geared towards "end of life", one of the few times that an emotional support animal may be considered delic...

The Space Bar Intermission and A Two Beer Notice

The guys discuss Ted's desire for confrontation, determine the equation needed to properly assess any dog's anatomy, and may have uncovered the world's first family d...

The Space Colanders 1969 hit "Sausage in the Sky"

The guys uncover the most narcissistic set of Fun Facts ever given, invent a coupon that delivers terrible and extremely unrelated news, and determine that if dinosaur...

Bullseye Forensics and The Pachyderm Mourner

The guys discuss Damon's new advanced home security system that also eliminates dryer lint, why being a woman from Los Angeles meets the qualifications for a professio...

Rocky VIII: "I Must Break You... ...finger..."

The guys discuss why a pregnant woman in labor affects quitting time at the iPhone factory, how Ted has to get permission from a cat to to be on his porch and a bird ...

Closet Stories and The Coffin Confessor

The guys discuss how Damon is far less than 1/3 of an elite athlete, challenge the likelihood of Ted eating cookies, and then discover the best part of waking up needs...

Microwave PTSD and Catfish Daaaayzzz!!!

The guys locate Jefferson Street using only trees, give a round of applause to parking lot relations, and determine when Jazz can save your life.

Porch Cake and A Banzai Parachute

The guys discuss the importance of using skilled tradesmen when assembling a bed, create a new nickname for Mac that he absolutely hates, and discover the true weaknes...

The Gator Golfer and an Amish DUI

The guys discuss why the second "hungry" was added to Hungry Hungry Hippos, the heaviest workforce of any company in existence, and how Microsoft was almost owned by a...

Desk Snackin' and A Husky Italian Backpack

The guys discuss an infinity pool escape artist, the world's most disturbing doggy snuggling, and how a cartoon from the 80s will eliminate any possibility of a second...

Johan Bovine and The "Wanted" Baby

The guys discuss how they avoided being the spokesmen for a popular unnamed fashion brand, why long-term memory is imperative for shipwreck exploration, and when a cro...

Rented Produce and The Old Man Dropbox

The guys discuss how Amazon is now bullying Damon, when a borrowed pair of pants can prevent felony charges, and the ultimate "ghosting" of a co-worker.

A Puzzle of Freedom and The Crosswalk Assassin

The guys discuss how Fortnite Accolades are considered "proof of funds" for a Los Angeles real estate transaction, come across an at home homicide kit from the 80's, a...

Royal Jambalaya, Tile Day, and The Infinite "Huh?"

The guys discuss the time Damon went bra shopping and it resulted in an injury, why window tint now qualifies as proof of ownership in Ohio, and how a frozen burrito m...

Toddler DoorDash and The Funeral Opener

The guys discuss how Ted "lets it ride" at the Auntie Anne's Casino, shopping at the Sesame Street Harley-Davidson Store, and a very mysterious man who's extremely pro...

Face Saving Warning Labels and The 2 Story Buick

The guys discuss Mac's vegetable related Stranger Danger, the over-under on zoo enclosures, and Damon's yearning desire to attain true "Lost Boy Confidence".

Dog Shuns, Counterfeit Cheese, and a Driving GOAT

The guys discuss the popularity of a rare fungus, how Damon's not intimidated by any animal given the gift of flight, and Mac incites a grown man tantrum.

Dutch Clue, Antique Spices, and "The Dad Stare"

The guys discuss the difference between "free range" and "caged" victims, how to find love in a cockpit, and Ted meets the same new people twice for the third time.

Two Fingers of Milk and a Firing by Cake

The guys discuss what goes up, and up and up and up, the fact that Damon absolutely knows what a "Dentician" does, and how there was almost an "unhappy accident" at a ...

"I'm Not Randy" and The Stand-Up Prognosticator

The guys discuss the world's most expensive, bedazzled kitchen utensil, how to build infinite wealth two gold bars at a time, and Damon protects his family by repeated...