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Scary Ghost Man and 26 Bee-Holes
The guys discuss when a notary is necessary to buy booze, why it’s plausible to get robbed by 3 out of every 4 people while on a spiritual retreat, and how Damon belie...
Useless Lifeguards and Roadside Wolves
The guys discuss exactly what is the best invention to keep your apples and frying pans from falling under your couch, how French business students can quench your th...
Yermamaflippinpanyet and (knock knock) “Parole”…
The guys discuss how most panda cubs can be both discarded and delicious, when the child delivering a brand new moonstone rock to your door is not covered by the $4.00...
The “Spirit” of Love and Silent, Violent Crosswalks
The guys discuss how to measure the bookcase-to-beer ratio properly while bartering, when porch pirating a big screen tv results in extreme frustration and disappointm...
Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A Deathbed Drummer
The guys discuss what cologne is the most dangerous to wear within 2,640 feet of big cats, how a SWAT Team souvenir is merely a down payment on a new front door, and w...
Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”
The guys discuss when infidelity can turn deadly if you refuse to look up, how a slow friend is not to be used as a speed bump when running from a bear, and why an ove...
Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets
The guys discuss how according to Instagram it’s “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day wil...
“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade
The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn’t constitute owning a g...
PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles
The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions...
Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal
The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to ...
A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap
The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commerci...
Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren
The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder...
The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios
The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian c...
Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks
The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, ...
McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish
The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by...
Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote
The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when ev...
70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell
The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue...
Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes
The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never p...
Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs
The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guin...
Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”
The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and ...
Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets
The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” saluta...
Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped
The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribu...
Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)
The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you so...
Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."
The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding sea...
Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist
The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why tu...
Tobacco & Leather and Hotbedding
The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes, and when a dog tossed over the fenc...
Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman
The guys discuss how a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s ...
“He was Arrested and Kilt”
The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle R...
Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires
The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless se...
Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons
The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than roo...