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DcMonald’s and Plane Roofies
The guys discuss why you should always deny responsibility for the contents of your rectum, when having wheels means you don’t get line cuts, and how sifted muffins ca...
Fake Blindness and The Animal Assassin
The guys discuss how consuming Big Macs will inevitably constitute as birth control, when keeping your rotisserie chicken and karaoke machine dry is NOT the largest ob...
A “Killer” Culinary Gift and Keistered Wine
The guys discuss how much aluminum foil is necessary when jousting a Buick, when three wishes won’t make your oil light go out, and why not paying for your horse to ri...
“That sounded like it was agreement to me!”
The guys discuss why it is imperative to vet your wizards properly prior to completing any financial transaction, when is the best time to interact with nocturnal, wal...
“That one’s thumping up pretty good!” and “Read the Tesla!”
The guys discuss how urine soaked toasters make it nearly impossible to recoup your security deposit, when a perp can elude the police with a simple belly rub, and why...
“South of the Bean!!!” (self destruct sequence adverted)
The guys discuss how the hands up on Ted’s hips means not one goodbye shall be heard, when the “flopping” and “slapping” all but guarantees you’re going to give up th...
Linda Hoe & Duckface
The guys discuss how the hyena’s extinction can only be prevented through simultaneous flipping, when creating a sound drop for a wildly popular podcast that is heard ...
Swole Chads, Endless Edits, and Bottomless Popcorn
The guys discuss how to properly disarm an 8-inch WW1 artillery shell, when a Pizza Surprise Attack will definitely confuse two grown men TWICE, and why not responding...
Booger Shush & “What’s a blunch?”
The guys discuss why it is virtually impossible to fight “mirror demons” without a Feng Shui stick, when a one rock promise and a new thrift store wardrobe all but gua...
“Who has time for ball shaping?" & "Read the purse fart of it!”
The guys discuss how watching someone fish could lead to a lifelong romance, when pushing your spouse off a cliff seems easier than consummating the marriage, why a un...
Romantic Sibling Balloons and Family Finger Cuffs
The guys discuss how almost all known statue related deaths revolve around jealousy, when two hundred feet of extension cord and a Dyson will definitely get you a mis...
We”re Not Judging but $50,000 Seems Reasonable
The guys discuss how honey buns are the leading cause of prison breaks in Romania, when a comped order of mozzarella sticks will earn you hero status, and why pills in...
Husker Du Rides and Just Harp Adjacent
The guys discuss why a prison sentence will never stand between Donna and her “eternity”,when you can have $6 worth of fun with $4 worth of lettuce, and how bringing a...
A Purple Nurple and Daddy Daughter Pinkeye
The guys discuss why shark selfies are the #1 cause of lost Peace signs, where is the absolute most ignorant place to stand when determining your boyfriend is faking b...
Valloween and The Windsor Knot Fortune Teller
The guys discuss how a secondhand heart doesn’t make you bulletproof, when pink eye from a pastor might just save your life, and why an “agitated” alligator and a pock...
Tom Sellthicc and Billy San
The guys discuss why it is so crucial to know the passcode to your lady’s lingerie, when “Ted” becoming “Tom” during a space shuttle landing equates to infinite wealth...
Chicken Sandwich, Shooooooming, and A Dwerk
The guys discuss how the decision of “soup or salad” will always set the tone for sexy time that night, when getting the mail absolutely becomes your most death defyin...
Ted’s Burbee and Baked Casseroles
The guys discuss how a monkey with money is never hungry or horny, when a wedgie eliminates neck pain. and why an exploding nana leads to military dominance.
Beth Only & “Can I get ten threes?”
The guys discuss how the best way to determine a man’s wealth is by the direction of his zeros, when 5 stars and a shart guarantee crispy southwest egg rolls, and why ...
“I accidentally doodied trying to do a science.”
The guys discuss why sharing a scoop of cottage cheese and half a tomato guarantees you’ll be at every PTA meeting, when kicking over a stroller will save you from bei...
Daddy Bear and Keistered Cookies
The guys discuss how Jamaican enchiladas guarantee a successful marriage, when scoring 200 points during a robbery will only make the dog laugh at you, and why even th...
The Pool Pianist and Sexy Raptor Sounds
The guys discuss how sultry train videos can be an acceptable substitute to funky minge, when arson can be considered foreplay, and why launching dipping sauces into s...
“You got an STD at a funeral? …free pickle side…”
The guys discuss why it is so crucial to clock out prior to any workplace scuffle, when a chance meeting in Costa Rica instantly becomes deadly, and how Damon’s probab...
Question Marks??? and Pizzly the Clown
The guys discuss how a very lucrative Ponzi scheme can easily be formed by just clearing out your unwanted organs, when homemade currency and/or ID card should immedia...
Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt
The guys discuss why an overly generous employer makes going home nearly impossible, when hearing "just don't get it in his eyes" initiates a prayer for pepper spray, ...
Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo
The guys discuss how being inquisitive about the location of a butthole can coax any teenager out of their room, when LOCATION is the single most important factor for ...
Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field
The guys discuss how one man’s hatred of chivalry led to a revolving entrance, when it is no longer necessary to return a borrowed snorkel, and why the time of day sho...
Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips
The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video...
A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”
The guys discuss why the best way to avoid eating dry cereal is to get yourself two VR headsets, when curbside vending truly defines the wealth of a rural community, a...
“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”
The guys discuss how a birthday celebration where the pig skins were completely irrelevant lead to them "banging", when an extremely strong orifice and an ill-advised ...