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Tommy O'Clock and The Love Wookie

The guys discuss a new sugary sports drink that's good for weight loss and pets, how giving investment advice to a financially responsible kidnapper will keep your sec...

"Big Sandwich Energy with a side of CHiPs"

The guys discuss how nothing comes between a ninja and his pudding, why FitBit is the world's worst ever wingman, and when overindulging yourself with hot toaster stru...

"What are they using out there? Gunite? Gunite... Yeah, I can do that."

 The guys discuss how you can never have too many Big Macs, when playing foosball can be deemed as "foreplay", and why a policed-taped drive-thru could result in disci...

Floating Buttcracks and A Critical Concierge

The guys discuss the extreme difficulty of playing  horse hide-and-seek at your parents house, how Mac most likely killed a guy named Terry Vaughn using only a Walgree...

French Fingers, Mummified Decorations, and A Valentine's Felony

The guys discuss why a $7500 intricate puzzle comes with no directions, how to get 300 free meals in a year and then have them hand you back cash, and where you can fr...

Beef Franklin, Baby Tippin', and A Nocturnal Icemaker

The guys discuss how six minutes can qualify you as a Trophy Husband, why you should never buy less than 3" of used raffle tickets, and when during a home invasion if ...

"Mushroom Moments" and A Dog Rack

The guys discuss how people in Norway can still get the flu from their great ancestors, when a well aged Parmesan cheese can help you sell you 2016 Hyundai Sonata, and...

Chub Hub and A Giggity Pig

The guys discuss what Ted's "dying wish" is, when an exuberant "unh uhh" followed by a pounding stapler means the defense rests, and why Andean bears love rivers and t...

The Doctor Is In and The Potato Is Out

 The guys have a guest in studio, TJ Remec, and discuss when you can get an amazing bonus at work merely by endangering the lives of many innocent people, what popular...

Lit Cheez-its and A Flush Deprivation Tank

 The guys discuss an insurance policy that's out of this world, a serial killer who couldn't provide enough evidence to support his confession, and an extremely offens...

EMT TMI and Bear Yeeting Season

The guys discuss how punching a man with a beard is 37% less effective than punching a man without one, when it becomes financially irresponsible to ship your fourth f...

Backal Hugs & "Did you know that pushes in?"

The guys discuss how one simple bathroom technique can instantly make you single, when death is not a  deterrent to an accurate weather prediction, and what might poss...

Cheeto Teeth, Display Coffins, and A Dill Whip

The guys discuss the importance of quality homicidal note taking, when high fiving at a funeral is acceptable, and why an inexpensive car might just save your life.

"Does that make sense?"

The guys discover that it's never a good idea to let your counterparts fill in the blanks, how the sounds of "bug banging" are so relaxing on a summer's night, and why...

"Bummer Hummer Summer" by Kevin and The Bhirds

The guys discuss how you can remove any danger of an escaped deadly cat by calling a "Code Blue", when eating oatmeal can make you an entrepreneurial land baron, and ...

The Kackers, Haunted Furniture, and Swut Rideshare Service

This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where yo...

Targeted Plates, Lotto Math, and The Chicken Insurgence

The guys discuss how having lights on your car results in short term memory loss, why you can no longer ethically call attention to Damon's "condition", and when marin...

Lazy Resolutions, Flightless Birds, and Unsecured Tents

The guys discuss how Damon relived his childbirth at Ted's childhood home, why G.I. Joe guys cannot purchase drinks at the bar, and when being short $7,998,050.00 on a...

The Tiger Ring, B-Rad, and A "Complimentary" Cake Cloche

The guys discuss the importance of letting Vanna White turn all the vowels before solving the puzzle, why a prison warden should never double book reality shows, and h...

The Velveetians and A Noise Cancelled Murder

The guys discuss the best way to expand the square footage of your home by only removing one wall, how Mac avoided placing a discreet body part on a cold door knob, an...

"There's only one O in Post, genius."

The guys discuss Mac's desire to mock a crying man from a second story window until his mom shows up, how a glass of tap water can give you the strength (amongst other...

Naked NASA and The Escape Room Wedding

The guys discuss how clumsy Spartans received the highest of honors, when 4 hours can get you murdered by extended family , and exactly why it's necessary to have a pl...

"My, my, my, I'm Once Bitten Twice Die baby..."

The guys discuss the most inappropriate game of dodgeball ever, why Damon's eye doctor's screen saver should've been a signal, and how two Boofs ultimately seal your f...

Garage Sale Lasagna and Dollar Store Candy

The guys discuss Damon's list of demands for his funeral, when the lack of dinner causes pictures to disappear, and how Visine exonerates Ted of all murder charges.

"Are you a Trustee?" "I don't even know what that is."

The guys discuss why the accurate geographic representation of hot sauce is imperative, how placing the low bid on an island can really impress the ladies, when the wr...

Ham Trailers and "A Rolling Suitcase That Talks"

The guys discuss Mac's amazing effect on "almost" married women, how it's never okay to disregard a complimentary side, and why citrus will foil any bank robbery attempt.

Throat Cloggers and The Worst Doo Halloween Special

The guys discuss how "shallow and wide" is no way to eat oatmeal, when bobbing for apples will result in everlasting love, and why renting exotic transportation from a...

Chef Ty and His Infamous Sleepy Chicken

The guys discuss when a nail is not adequate security for a stone statue, what appears to be the essential list needed for bringing home a newborn, and how infinitely ...

"It's for the Ladies" and "You Know I'm Gonna Poke That Pig Right?"

The guys discuss why being funny is way more important than being physically attractive, when having a uniform and face can get you punched, and how running a negative...

Dad Bods, Nut Balloons, and the "Hootin' Hour"

The guys discuss how geography limited Ted's high school basketball career, why having all the known variables is crucial to properly solve for vampire life expectancy...